Call Girls: They're Just Like Us

Ashley Dupre, the former Emperors' Club call girl who rose to infamy by busting the nut of former NY Governor and Attorney General Eliot Spitzer, is hoping to set the record straight in this week's People Magazine. Here's all you need to tide you over before the issue hits the stands on Friday.

One: the former three-diamond hooker asserts that even though everyone thinks of her as "that girl," she is not, in fact, "that girl." Rather, Dupre describes herself as having "a lot of depth; a lot of layers."

That's what she said.

Two: the former ass-for-hire wants People's (obese/Midwestern/sexagenarian/house-bound) readers to know that flesh-peddling is "[no] different than going on a date with someone you barely [know] and hooking up with them." The only difference, quoth Dupre, "is I can pay my rent." The Daily Doo, finding scant satisfaction in hitting a home run off of a tee, urges our readers to imagine every possible comment we might make at this juncture--consider it written, consider it done.

There is no "three".

(Image by Nigel Parry, via People.com)

Comments

[Anonymous]

thaaat's what she said. outstanding.