Singles: We're OK!
Wed, September 24, 2008 
I was browsing through LA's new single-centric magazine, Singular, when I came across the answer to my most fervent prayers:
Singelringen: The world's first ring for single people!
Hands shaking, heart soaring -- could this be the eve of my liberation? -- I located the Singelringen website, and this clarion call for ringless singles everywhere:By wearing your Singelringen, you declare that it is OK to be single. You may wish to find "the one", or you maybe quite satisfied with life as it is. Regardless, you will show to everyone that you accept and stand for what you are - an attractive single. As a single person, you are on your own, but you are not alone - there are many of us around the world. We should stand up for what we are - we are always more attractive to others when we are comfortable with our single status. Dare to be a proud single!
YES! Finally, at long last, yes!
But wait -- do any celebrities endorse Singelringen? Because, as "OK" as it is to be single, I'm not taking it public with myself until I know that someone better and cooler has prepared the way for my SinglePower. And lo and behold, there are celebrities who have actually gone there.
Jennifer Love Huge-Tits, for one, is a proud member of the Singelringen community:
Paula Abdul too!
Could the evidence be any more overwhelming? After all, it's never been harder to tell whether that attractive stranger in the bar is single or attached (it would be so gauche to steal a glance at their finger or, God forbid, ask).
Show your pride that no one has asked you to marry them -- or that you prefer to live alone with your cats -- and buy your Singelringen today!
(Images via Singelringen)
Reader Comments (5)
What if I just haven't accepted any proposals? Is this ring still for me?
i enjoy saying the word with German accented inflection: "singleringen".
I think the fact that I'm hot and not wearing a ring already means that I'm a proud, attractive single.
hilarious. Have you bought yours yet? I love "Jennifer Love Huge-Tits" very clever.
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