Sunday
22Mar2009
25 Random Things about La Ling
Sun, March 22, 2009
I have never been convicted of murder.- My favorite food is Twix.
- For a million dollars, I would eat one small turd.
- My great-great-grandmother was Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- When I was 8 years old, I invented a word for the back of my neck. The word was "crotch".
- To any passengers on American Airlines flight 232 from LA to Miami on January 31: I was the one dropping bombs for five hours straight. And I'm not talking about the terrorist kind.
- Every year on March 30, I pee my pants.
- My favorite actress is Linda Dano.
- I have never been called for jury duty because I was born without an anus.
- I've been told that my Russian accent sounds like John Malkovich in Rounders.
- I'm afraid of the song "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown".
- My ground-breaking documentary about bulimia in sorority houses, entitled Mouth-Dumps, was short-listed for Oscar consideration.
- I have a third nipple on my left eye.
- My favorite word is "pork".
- My friends call me Lenny -- but I ain't got no friends.
- I'm still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.
- I was briefly engaged to Bobcat Goldthwaite in 2004.
- My instincts are usually wrong.
- I have an obsessive compulsion to blurt out "Julianna Margulies" when I'm nervous.
- I won $25,000 on Wheel of Fortune for solving the most difficult "Before and After" puzzle in the history of the show: "Camryn Manheim Steamroller".
- If I'm ever more than 15 minutes late, chances are it's because I didn't get a clean break.
- I always trace my Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon through Ben Affleck.
- My WoW avatar was the first to become infected with the Corrupted Blood plague when it got drunk and had unsafe sex with the Blood God Hakkar the Soulflayer.
- If loving the Lord is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
- I got my SAG card for a brief speaking role in Lionsgate's upcoming supernatural thriller The Haunting in Connecticut -- in theaters March 27th!
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Reader Comments (3)
Will you write my 25 Random Things for me? I'll pay you.
hahaha - "For a million dollars, I would eat one small turd."
I can't begin to understand your WoW comment = lol