They're baaaack: More Men Injured in Falling Dow

The Dow dropped 254 points today, hurting the feelings of millions of American men. Indeed, not since our previous reports, Dow Plummets; Kicks Nation's Men in the Nuts and New Market Low: Donkey Kong Kill Screen (click here and here to read), has America been forced to confront so many photos of male faces contorted with shock and pain.

These are just a few of the grim images that have flooded online media outlets throughout the day, reminding us that the economic downturn has knife-edge-kicked the knees of no other demographic segment with as much ferocity and as little mercy as the American male.

No women have been reported harmed.

(Thanks to loyal TDD reader "CD" for bringing this story to our immediate attention.)

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