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    Apr012009

    Pinnocchios: Doo!

    DateWed, April 1, 2009

    A Santa Barbara shop specializing in pottery, trinkets, and religious paraphernalia has responded to the recession by offering a 10% discount on the price of all Pinnocchios. No word yet on how this decision will affect the already-saturated global Pinnocchio market; however, our sources in Washington report that the US government may be poised to take over the production and sale of all Pinnocchios moving forward. Indeed, entertainment behemoth and up-your-ass-sunshine-blower, Disney, with its 1940 animated feature, Pinocchio, recently released from the Disney vault, may be hardest hit by the glut of Pinnocchios/Pinocchios.

    As we continue to keep our finger on the pulse of this story, we urge readers to run - not walk - to Santa Barbara's State Street to take advantage of the largest Pinnocchio price reduction on US soil.

    AuthorLa Linguetta | Comment1 Comment |
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    Reader Comments (1)

    lol - ur funny

    04.1.2009 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

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