Snuggie: "Use Your Hands"

If you've already seen commercials for the Snuggie™, then you'll understand why anyone who hasn't heard of the Snuggie™ must be told about it immediately.

While the Snuggie™ is hardly as rare and obscure a find as the Singelringen™ (click here for more on that one), we believe it is important to recognize any company that can take a stupid product that has no right to succeed and sell it with a magically un-ironic commercial that made us choke from shouting so many "that's what she saids" in so short a span.

So what is a Snuggie™? Well, for starters, here's a picture:

And here's what the Snuggie™ website has to say:

Blankets are OK but they can slip and slide, plus your hands are trapped inside. The Snuggie™ keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands. Work the remote, use your laptop or do some reading in total warmth and comfort!

Could there be anything we might say to improve upon this? Might we point out the obsession Snuggie™ seems to have with hands? The freedom to use your hands?! We weren't even aware that such freedoms were at risk. Might we detract from the Snuggie™ by further pointing out that bathrobes, coats, sweatshirts, blankets, and basically anything one could possibly conceive of using to cover one's body, would also give us the freedom to use our hands?!

Nope, our first instincts were right - we can't do it any better.

That's what she said.

Comments

[Robert]

or HE said

[Carol]

Hi Robert!

[Carol]

a snuggie is a big sweater =)

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