YIS: The New Singelringen?

It's getting harder and harder for singles to find each other in the wild. But now, thanks to an Australian entrepreneur who boldly ventured where Singelringen went two years ago, singles everywhere are shouting a new anthem: YIS ("Yes, I am Single")!!

Take a look at the lady with the camel toe and the gay gentleman on the left. See that little blue thing they're wearing over their chest pectoralis muscles? That's YIS! And for just $22.95, you, too, can own a button that says you're as single as your judgment is bad.

While there is no wrong way to wear a YIS - much as there is no wrong definition of 'chode' - the website handily suggests a few right ways to YIS on yourself. Like:

Why not try wearing the badge in a group situation at the local pub or during a hens and bucks night?

Well, shit dog! If it's good for a hens and bucks night, we know we'll get some use out of it 2-3 nights a week. At least.

For more information about YIS, place your hand in a bowl of warm water overnight. The next morning, place your soiled sheets in the toilet and set them on fire as the sweet, sweet sounds of John Tesh fill your apartment. (You live alone, right?) If, after all of that, you are still interested in purchasing a YIS, start taking self defense classes and click here.

Comments

[Anonymous]

Yis! Yis!

Sounds like a nice southern gentleman . . . or Count Dracula?

[Shannon]

I love you.

[Monique]

YIS = uncool, but Camel Toes still are, right?