Four Seasons? More Like For Shame!

Whenever I drive by this "Shame On" sign on Wilshire, I wonder: What the hell did
The Four Seasons do?? But I don't wonder enough to look into it . . . .

So I'm going to guess.

1. They changed the "Reg Bev Wil" to "The Beverly Wilshire."

What kind of an organization changes the name of the famous hotel from the all-time #1 greatest hooker fairy tale? Does the place we were lead to believe Julia Roberts and Richard Gere purported to be when they hooked up on the piano mean nothing? Was Hector Elizondo classy and compassionate in vain??

The Four Seasons has ruined the fantasy that Pretty Woman (or "true love" as it is alternatively known) could maybe totally happen by cutting one of the few threads that held the movie to reality. This is an unimpeachable basis for shame. It's also disrespectful, dumb, kinda fucked up, and, in conclusion, lame.

2. They had premarital and/or extramarital sex.
In Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter, the townsfolk forced Demi Moore to wear a red "A" on her chest (for "Adultery" or "Adulteress") after she gave birth to Gary Oldman's pudding child (as in "the proof is in the pudding". As in the proof that she tooooooootally did it. Because her husband had been missing for years, and ain't nobody see him come back for a quickie nine months earlier).

Of course, none of that is relevant here. Except to say that shame is usually related to sex. And that's probably what this is all about. The Four Seasons is a slut.

3. They committed a fraud on the American people/taxpayers/investors.
It's a good guess this year.

4. They beat the crap out of an old lady.
I'm just saying it's possible.

5. They had pictures of half-naked minors on their cell.
See #2, above.

One thing's for sure: these people must really hate The Four Seasons. Much like those dudes in The Jerk hated those cans.

Comments

[mae]

i bet its the old lady thing.

[amanda.crew]

Four Seasons is one dirty slut

[Robert]

"Please leave!"

[Carol]

ur a funny girl