No Boundaries: Doo Not
Wed, May 20, 2009 
Even Adam Lambert couldn't save "No Boundaries". Media outlets are already calling it "a titanic mound of turgid clichés" (MTV News), "Kara's mess" (The Village Voice), and a "bloated corpse" that threatened to turn the Idol finale into "some kind of torture-porn horror flick" (Entertainment Weekly). One writer had "trouble believing it wasn't ripped off from the soundtrack of Team America: World Police" (Celebuzz).
As for our opinion?
Derivative masturbatory tripe. A very special kind of crap - the kind that mysteriously has corn in it when you haven't eaten any corn. Or it could be likened to a stranger's fart in close quarters: at first you think you're smelling food from some unseen cafeteria; then you realize there is no cafeteria. Desperate. A desperate diaper.
If for no other reason than an appreciation for the shortness of life, we will stop here.
Idol, adam lambert, doo not
Reader Comments (3)
there is no cafeteria...hahaha! too funny. i really hope neither of them actually thinks about releasing that song. what a craptastic mess.
i love the fact that simon echoed a comment i made when i first started listening to this god-awful song - "ok, what is it with featuring mountains in songs this year? everybody's trying to climb one, move one, get off of one, etc." worst winner's song yet.
genius, doo!