Lambert the Great

"People stared at the makeup on his face. Laughed at his long black hair; his animal grace . . . "

Everything about Adam Lambert is so evocative. Here, fresh from a visit to the Scientology Center, Adam gives geek fanboys a little Battlefield Earth-slash-Lady Stardust to masturbate to. Even regular people who have never played Wow and D&D can appreciate this outfit: plucked, as it were, from Michael Jackson's closet (by way of The Neverending Story Pt. 1 and Lite-Brite).

But from these heights, how the mighty shall fall! Anyone who saw the Top 13 lip-synching Pink's "So What" in their matching white outfits during Wednesday's finale can attest: the American Idol tour will be a Milli Vanilla celebration of bad taste, danced to the rhythm of Brady-era choreography. And for what he is about to suffer, we must all keep Adam in our prayers.

Comments

[Geeek]

I thought that choreography has nothing to do with online writing