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    Jun072009

    Heidi Hospitalized For Undisclosed Excuse To Quit Reality Show

    DateSun, June 7, 2009

    Please direct your thoughts and prayers to Heidi Pratt and her contractually obligated loved ones.

    Last night, reports surfaced that Pratt was rushed to a Costa Rican hospital for an undisclosed excuse to leave her job with reality show "I'm a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here". With bated breath we await news of the waxy starlet's recovery, scheduled to be announced at least 12 hours after her name tops the list of Twitter trending topics.

    We look forward to seeing Mrs. Potato Hooters' cobbled together, synthetic ass back in action soon.

    AuthorLa Linguetta | Comment1 Comment |
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    Reader Comments (1)

    Mrs. Potato Hooters is my new favorite Doo-ism.

    06.7.2009 | Unregistered CommenterF-Lo

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