A Holiday Plea from The Dan Band

Hark!

With the election almost a week behind us, our lives are just now returning to that old familiar meaningless routine again.

Our pigeon brains, long-accustomed to pissing away the days of our lives focusing on fantasy football and The Hills, start to peck at us with a nagging question: now what? Luckily, there is a cure for our emptiness -- something as powerful as the democratic process, and no less expensive. Christmas.