From what we understand, this puts KOBIAN ahead of the entire cast of Transformers 2.

KOBIAN wowed spectators during a June 23 demonstration with near-real displays of sadness, happiness, surprise, fear, and gay (as shown at right).

No word yet on whether KOBIAN was made "this way".

Exactly how many dirty Gchats did I have to send? How many porn distribtion lists did I have to run? How many cocks, clits and quimbys had to show up in my mailbox before I became a likely out-click to purveyors of the pink, "partially penetrative" adult toy (pictured beneath the blasé gentleman on the left) that promises to have you "rocking, humping, and gyrating like a slag in a nightclub" ??

The Cone Zone is not shy about tooting its own cone. Per TCZ, purchasing this "adult toy with style" may cause "absent days from work" or an "advert in the paper broadcasting that your family have reported you missing." With so many "serving suggestions" (the  shadowy Times-reader above is just one of the website's graphic illustrations), I can only imagine how many people have packed up their cones and fled south for some warm, secluded locale where the lust between a human and a cone can be, if not accepted, at least tolerated and understood.

In the end, I have to give it to Google - they were right about the clicking habits of La Linguetta. My cone and I are forever grateful.

It's hard to mark the moment when this turned into a living hell. It was pretty gradual, though I would have to say last labor day was a turning point. I worked the whole weekend, putting shit together on a deal that had gone south but was being hopelessly backrigged to pass for done in hopes of saving a massive account that some management asshole had buggered beyond repair. I was on a conference call, with 1. A guy in the parking lot of a big ten stadium for a ball game, 2. a woman in colorado in a chalet taking a break from the slopes, 3. a guy on a sailboat going under the golden gate. I was the only one at work. And, big point here, I was not the one who fucked up the deal. He was in Bermuda, and couldn't be on the call because he was probably being rubbed down by cabana boys on the fucking company dime.

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Trust us. This is Sharks in Venice-caliber shit.

Tonight, "Day of Decision" rallies will be held all over the country in reaction to the court's ruling. The Daily Doo will be out in full force at the WeHo rally, which starts at 7 p.m. at the intersection of San Vicente and Santa Monica Boulevard. We hope to see you there!

To find a "Day of Decision" rally in your area, text "RALLY" plus your ZIP code (e.g., "RALLY 90069", "RALLY 10025") to 27336 - or click here for more information.