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    Wednesday
    24Jun2009

    Gaybots: Doo!

    Proving - yet again - that Japan is so five minutes from now, researchers at Tokyo's Waseda University have unveiled KOBIAN: a humanoid robot with the capacity to express (any of seven programmed) emotions.

    From what we understand, this puts KOBIAN ahead of the entire cast of Transformers 2.

    KOBIAN wowed spectators during a June 23 demonstration with near-real displays of sadness, happiness, surprise, fear, and gay (as shown at right).

    No word yet on whether KOBIAN was made "this way".

    Tuesday
    26May2009

    Day of Decision: Doos & Doo Nots



    Less than an hour ago, the California Supreme Court upheld the legal marriages of 18,000 same-sex Californians who were married in 2008. (Doo!) Sadly - though not unexpectedly - the court also upheld Proposition 8. (Big time Doo Not!)

    Tonight, "Day of Decision" rallies will be held all over the country in reaction to the court's ruling. The Daily Doo will be out in full force at the WeHo rally, which starts at 7 p.m. at the intersection of San Vicente and Santa Monica Boulevard. We hope to see you there!

    To find a "Day of Decision" rally in your area, text "RALLY" plus your ZIP code (e.g., "RALLY 90069", "RALLY 10025") to 27336 - or click here for more information.

    Friday
    06Feb2009

    Holy Shit

    Per Us Weekly, this sexy transgendered dude at left purports to be Orlando Bloom. Is that the White Tree of Gondor on his torso? We can only imagine the frisson of ecstasy he experienced when Viggo gently guided the needle around his nipple over at Weathertop. (I assume you've all seen these.)

    We must admit that we are not not slightly aroused by this photo, in that Ewan McGregor/Lady Stardust/Love Me Two Times/Infant Sorrow/Dirty Legolas kind of way. To put this photo in producerspeak:*

    It's kinda like Midnight Cowboy meets Brokeback Mountain, with a little bit of Jem & the Holograms mixed in.
    A more succinct comparison would be Velvet Goldmine, but no one saw that movie except me -- and I was too busy masturbating to tell you what it was about.

    One (idly) wonders where he came up with those pants; our guess is either Charlotte Russe or Patricia Field. Though we suppose he could have borrowed them from Eddie Murphy.

    *Click here for more producerspeak.

    Thursday
    13Nov2008

    Who is Harvey Milk?


    Wilshire Boulevard was especially irritating tonight.

    Out in full force was that particular breed of asshole, the LA driver -- the guy who speeds up to red lights, only to idle his hulking SUV in the pavement marked "DO NOT BLOCK"; the woman who lingers indecisively in an intersection making an unprotected left turn, wavers when the light turns yellow, and then slams on the brakes when it turns red, leaving both of you stranded in the intersection (at which point the light turns green for the assholes on either side, who proceed to aim for your car at full speed, skid abruptly to a stop, and punch down on their horns -- as if surprised that you're still there in the intersection, stranded by the asshole in front of you).

    So anyway, the assholes were out, and together (I don't necessarily except myself from this group) we were crawling along, trailing an angry carbon footprint down Wilshire like a skid mark on the underpants of the city.

    As I passed Rodeo, I saw lights up ahead to my left: a premiere. Now I was gearing up to unload on the real assholes: the quasi-unemployed self-important "industry people" whose premiere was fucking with my commute. The cars slowed even more as I rolled into position next to the red carpet lined with posters of Sean Penn's unattractive face. Also printed on the posters, the name of the movie: Milk.

    On the other side of the street, to my right, I noticed another crowd: a sober, somber, candlelit counterpoint to the frenzy on my left. In slow motion, I saw them: people holding hand-written signs, most of which seemed to contain the word "Hope." I got ready to honk my horn, thinking these people had turned out to protest Prop 8 -- but something about the sad, charged expressions on their faces made me falter and stay silent. No one else was honking. What was this about? I saw a name on one of the signs. The name was Harvey Milk.

    Ten minutes later I'm at home with my computer on my lap, finding out the answer to the subject of this posting -- an answer many of you may already know. That Harvey Milk was the first publicly gay man elected to public office in California. That Harvey Milk, the self-proclaimed "Mayor of Castro Street" (he actually served on the Board of Supervisors), is largely responsible for making San Francisco the gay haven it is today. In Milk's day, Proposition 6 -- aka the "Briggs Initiative" -- was the repulsive anti-gay ballot measure brought under the guise of "protecting children". As shocking as this now seems (even in the aftermath of Proposition 8), Proposition 6 actually called for the mandatory termination of all openly gay public school teachers (as well as any unabashed straight supporters of the gay lifestyle).

    In campaigning against Prop 6 (which ultimately lost by more than a million votes), Milk addressed the crowd at San Francisco's Gay Freedom Day Parade with the following words, in what has come to be known as "The Hope Speech":

    I ask my gay sisters and brothers to make the commitment to fight.
    For themselves, for their freedom, for their country ...

    We will not win our rights by staying quietly in our closets ...

    We are coming out to fight the lies, the myths, the distortions.

    We are coming out to tell the truths about gays,

    for I am tired of the conspiracy of silence,
    so I'm going to talk about it.

    And I want you to talk about it.
    You must come out.


    I'm glad I saw the silent watchers on the south side of Wilshire with their candles and their signs; if I had taken the bat route down little Santa Monica, I would've missed them. But I didn't miss them -- because lucky for me, I was just one in a long line of assholes tonight.

    Image, above: Mural of Harvey Milk by John Baden with Milk's quote, If ever a bullet should enter my brain, let the bullet destroy every closet door; displayed in Given at 575 Castro Street (the store that was Castro Camera)

    Monday
    13Oct2008

    Yes!

    THIS makes us very happy.