The Great Halloween Teen Wolf Contest

#1
Teen Wolf Preening at Sports Bar

#2
Angry Smoking Drunken Teen Wolf

#3
Premature Grey Teen Wolf (& friends)

#4
Saudi Teen Wolf (with George Lucas)

#6
Teen Wolf Basking in Beaver Victory (tee hee)

Give it up for your favorite Teen Wolf -- **VOTE HERE**.

And - Happy Halloween!

It's a Doo: Obama Costumes

New Yorker/chihuahua Bonbon, above, scored the coveted "Miss Congeniality" award for his Obama costume at the Times Square Dog Day Masquerade on October 19. When asked to comment on his gender-bending win, the Manhattanite quadruped cryptically quipped: "Vote no on Prop 8."

Halloween Round-Up: Sarah Palins on Parade

If you're a brunette with bad vision, you've probably at least toyed with the idea
of dressing up as Sarah Palin this Halloween season. But if, in addition to
these basic attributes, you also have a delusional belief that you are original and a chorus of friends who give you bad advice, then you might have actually gone through with Sarah Palin: the Halloween Costume.

And if -- to take it one small (yet crucial) step further -- you allowed photos of yourself to be uploaded to Flickr.com and tagged with any combination of 'Sarah', 'Palin', 'Halloween', and/or 'costume', then you were just asking for a spot in The Daily Doo's Sarah Palins on Parade!

Sarah Palin (bent over at left) with a Native chief of unknown origin (right, in dreamcatcher and loincloth).

We spent hours paging through Sarah Palins of all shapes, heights, genders, and species. In the process, we learned that the only item necessary for pulling a Palin -- the only accessory worn by every Palin pretender we found -- are the infamous eyeglasses; female sex organs, brown hair, and even opposable thumbs do not a Sarah Palin make (or break).

A Sarah Palin from San Francisco's Castro district waves hello to her husband,
who will almost certainly be played by Ricky Gervais in at least one biopic.

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(Cont'd from Halloween Round-Up: Palins on Parade)

Left: A "horny" Sarah Palin plays demonic counterpoint to Ginger Jesus, Stoner-Star.

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Below: A party of Sarah Palins, flanked by security detail (back, far left) and a random chick with blond hair determined to ruin the theme of the picture. Note that the Palin in pale blue (back, second from right) bears no resemblance to Palin, whatsoever. Glasses, flag pin, and blazer don't count.

A male dog -- and newly-registered Democrat -- plays Palin.

A relatively realistic Palin family portrayal. Love the flag pin.