The Daily Doo has been eagerly awaiting the new Amanda Crew flick, Sex Drive (with James Marsden and Seth Green). Naturally, TDD staffers have been scouring the interweb in search of Sex Drive news -- and no unemployed (let's face it) film lover's "research" would be complete without a trip to the forums on IMDb.com. Whether or not you believe the message board postings are made by overzealous film geeks -- the only thing that reeks worse than a Jessica Simpson star vehicle is (a) a cluster of back-and-forth postings (b) made six months or more before release (c) but within ten minutes of each other (d) conveying rabid interest, anticipation, and, suspiciously, a very non-civilian knowledge of the production timeline for said film -- the forums are a solid place to squander at least twenty minutes of your employer's time on any given weekday.
With that in mind, we think the following highlights from the Sex Drive message board thread entitled "I SAW THIS MOVIE ASK ME ANYTHING", are a classic illustration of the funny things that happen on your way through the IMDb forums:
I SAW THIS MOVIE ASK ME ANYTHING
|by Metal_Meatwad (Mon Sep 1 2008 10:59:03)|| |
Re: I SAW THIS MOVIE ASK ME ANYTHING
|by smurfsgraveflight (Wed Sep 3 2008 21:35:08)|| |
|by xbabxtongx (Wed Sep 3 2008 22:47:15)|| |
|by campcrystallake (Sun Sep 7 2008 06:43:17)|| |
|by DropLogic5000 (Wed Sep 10 2008 16:20:11)|| |
|by goodfellas6969 (Tue Sep 16 2008 12:39:02)|| |
|by monnie110 (Tue Sep 16 2008 23:27:42)|| |
|by kmharri4 (Fri Sep 19 2008 07:23:46)|| |
|by Donttestme1822 (Fri Sep 19 2008 18:41:29)|| |
|by Sleepynaut (Fri Sep 19 2008 21:51:40)|| |
|by mac483 (Fri Sep 19 2008 22:51:12)|| |
|by cmcderm3 6 days ago (Tue Sep 23 2008 22:22:24)|| |
|by Sploich 2 days ago (Sat Sep 27 2008 12:15:25)|| |
|by VincentBauer 1 day ago (Sun Sep 28 2008 15:18:28)|| |
|by McDnlds8-1 21 hours ago (Mon Sep 29 2008 13:09:48)|| |
|by Cocokittycat 20 hours ago (Mon Sep 29 2008 14:23:53)|| |
|by DeathlyRanch 11 hours ago (Mon Sep 29 2008 23:04:03)|| |
Do you know the muffin man?
To further contribute to Metal Meatwad's humiliation, visit this still-very-much-active thread on IMDb, here. To watch the trailer for Sex Drive, click here. To read about how the credit crunch is moving to Main Street, click here.