With the holiday season upon us (Ramadan; Rosh Hashanah; Fantasy Football), I recommend someecards.com for all of your subversive e-greeting needs. I recently pissed away an afternoon creating a few cards of my own using the "Create Cards" function:

In honor of an upcoming California Ballot Proposition:

...lawyers:

...and, finally, the perfect diss for the producer in your life:

Enjoy!