A Columbus Day Gift From The Doo

We took the liberty of creating a few non-Columbus-Day-related Someecards in honor of Columbus Day. Enjoy!

Click here to vote on or send La Ling's newest subversive masterpiece.

Word.

L'Shana Tovah, Bitches!

Someecards: The Bachelorette

It's funny because it's true.

Someecards: Tax Day

Someecards + April Fool's Day = Doo

We took time out from our busy schedule to create this Someecard for our friends in the entertainment industry.

It's funny because it's true.

Hark!

With the election almost a week behind us, our lives are just now returning to that old familiar meaningless routine again.

Our pigeon brains, long-accustomed to pissing away the days of our lives focusing on fantasy football and The Hills, start to peck at us with a nagging question: now what? Luckily, there is a cure for our emptiness -- something as powerful as the democratic process, and no less expensive. Christmas.

Eid Mubarak

Eid Mubarak to our Muslim friends! The Daily Doo has created a Someecard in honor of Eid-al-Fitr, the Ramadan-ending festival of celebration and charity: